The nearly complete social of ME
September 5 2012
My new home office is in the basement. So are a noisy bunch of crickets. I Google'd 'cricket trap' just to find out people want to catch crickets for fishing bait or to feed them to their reptile pets. NO. I want to catch crickets and KILL THEM AND THEIR STUPID LITTLE NOISEY BACK LEGS. Karma be damned. I already dented my brand new car today. I can kill a few dozen crickets and not feel remorse.
Besides, Google tells me these little jerks breed like mad.